Wednesday, 5 March 2014

My is Gemini


Fun Corner 

Jokes


  1. "Where's the barber who worked on the next chair?" asked the old customer as he was getting a shave.

    Hadn't you heard about Bill? said the barber. It was a very sad case.

    He grew nervous and despondent over poor business, and one day when a customer said he didn't care for a massage he suddenly went out of his mind and slashed the customer's throat. He is in the asylum for the criminal insane now. Will you be having a massage, sir?

    Sure, go ahead! said the customer.

Tongue Twisters

  • Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
  • Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

Riddles

  • Q: What has a foot but no legs?

    A: A snail



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